Recipe for a weird feeling run

Recipe for a weird feeling run- After your puppy wakes you up 8 minutes earlier than your alarm was supposed to wake you take note of crackly ears and a running nose. React to those feelings by taking a sudafed and chase it with at least 10 ounces of coffee. Note a slight hungry feeling in your belly and add 2 handfuls of Reese's Puffs cereal to your mouth. Don't drink any water. Tie 2 overly enthusiastic, 1 timid, and 1 very old dogs to your waist. Make sure your gps is working and head out. Stop multiple times in the first mile to allow the dogs a feeling of being in charge. At .76 miles you will start to see fireworks in front of your face. At 1.04 to bring the old and timid dogs back home and stand at the sink to guzzle water and spend a few moments contemplating the meaning of life and ask where did these fireworks come from. After this brief pause you may want to stop and attempt this run later, but the overly enthusiastic dogs would like to run a couple more miles. Let the o.e. dogs drag you around wherever they damn well please until the fireworks subside and you have the feeling that you head is 2 or 3 feet above your body. Stir and enjoy for the next 60 minutes!